Parlormaid Sessions

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Okay, so there are a few things wrong here.

First, this incredible word is among the bottom 20% of all words. We’re fixing that today.

Secondly, we simply must change the duties to something more like “attending to her lipstick, stockings and the drink in her hand”. Yes, that’s much better indeed.

Finally, we’re ditching the second definition altogether. That one looks more like your average maid and there is nothing average about Hot Tomato. A word only needs multiple definitions if the first one is inadequate. At least in this case ;)

“I’m in. How do I become a Parlormaid?”

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